{"product_id":"emotional-support-sloth","title":"Emotional Support Sloth","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis little tree goblin has exactly two goals in life:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHang out\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTake absolutely forever doing it 😌\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHandmade with floppy limbs, sleepy little eyes, and maximum cuddle energy, this sloth familiar is here to remind you that productivity is fake and naps are sacred.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHonestly? This baby radiates “Do not perceive me before coffee” energy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧶 Handmade crochet plush familiar\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🤎 Ultra-soft velvet texture\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e✨ Long floppy limbs perfect for posing and cuddling\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🌙 Cozy neutral tones to match any aesthetic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🦥 Expert-level emotional support creature\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis familiar absolutely:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Takes emotional recovery naps professionally\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Moves at the speed of buffering internet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Judges hustle culture silently from a tree branch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Would hold your snack while you cry\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for cozy spaces, plush collectors, sloth lovers, emotional support décor, and anyone whose soul left the group chat sometime around 2020. ✨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Robin’s Magical Creations, LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47143516405945,"sku":null,"price":65.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/1353\/6185\/files\/044653F5-7353-4EFE-92AD-B92F61849FD6.jpg?v=1778549059","url":"https:\/\/robins-magical-creations-llc.myshopify.com\/products\/emotional-support-sloth","provider":"Robin’s Magical Creations, LLC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}